"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/20/2015 at 07:19 • Filed to: None

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DConsorti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:28

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Except the best pizza in the world is here in Brazil, specifically in São Paulo (you're invited to taste it!)

(btw, I laughed hard with this!)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 07:33

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Best pizza is in New York or Chicago, don't fight it, just accept it.

whoarder is tellurium > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:34

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If you want to win, hire a Finn.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 07:35

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I agree. There's even banana cinnamon pizza too!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:36

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In the case of thick crust pizza, yes. but the Brazilian variety of good flavours is unmatched.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:37

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...yeah, the best pizza is totally in certain neighborhoods of New York. None of them are in Manhattan.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:37

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New York. Chicago's just dough with a few ingredients sprinkled on top.

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:40

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Based on a true story. What I don't get is how did Kotipizza win that competition? Their pizzas are greasy as hell and should not compete with genuine good pizzas.

spanfucker retire bitch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:43

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Fantastic.

Sam > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 07:57

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The best pizza is from the place that will deliver to your house when it's -6 degrees outside.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:16

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The problem with chicago pizza is that it isn't really pizza.......it's a loaf of bread with sauce on top. And I usually like deep dish pizza, I just don't care for the chicago deep dish.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2015 at 08:17

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Not all Pizza in Chicago is Deep Dish...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:19

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Then that pizza is probably quite good, but then again I can get good pizza from a number of places if I want more traditional pizza.

DConsorti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:25

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Living in Sao Paulo and have eaten NY pizza, I must disagree...

We have at least 5 or 10 THOUSAND pizzerias over here, some are very bad, some are good and a few are awesome...

I renew my invite, come here and I'll take you to one fabulous one!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 08:29

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Where in NY did you get pizza?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:30

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As some one who works in NY, can confirm!

DConsorti > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/20/2015 at 08:32

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Cinnamon and banana, chocolate with strawberries...

On the salty mater, there is almost infinite flavors... cheese (Mozzarella), 4 cheeses, chicken with cream cheese, shrimp, fried garlic (this is one of my favorite...)

DConsorti > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/20/2015 at 08:34

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Manhattan, near Times Square (can't remember the fraking name of the place)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 08:37

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There's your problem, Manhattan.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 08:38

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Seeing as that would cost me thousands, no.

DConsorti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:39

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Well then, if you ever come to Sao Paulo, call me... I'll be your guide! : )

yamahog > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 08:42

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Times Square? Oh no.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > DConsorti 02/20/2015 at 08:51

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So you ate shit that they feed tourists who don't know any better. Son you were cheated, if you want good pizza you have to go to the outer boroughs. Brooklyn has some good places.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 08:54

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Upper and lower Manhattan have some descent places. There is a place on Bleeker St that has good pizza. I avoid Times Square like the plague.

DConsorti > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/20/2015 at 09:05

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Advice taken!! Next time I'll look up for some other places.

Axel-Ripper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 09:19

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Sorry but no, Buffalo, NY style pizza is the best there is.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2015 at 20:41

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LOL!